Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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