Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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