Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
A bitchslap is in order.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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