she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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It took me a minute to figure out WTF a p band j is. Please learn to use the
Does she take the crust off?
Is this supposed to be a problem?
Dude, perfect girlfriend. Marry her.
it probably wasn't just jelly on the sandwich. Probably mixed in some creampie
Man, that's kinda weird, and badass. Props.
fuck yea reppin ridgewood nj!
a fucking post sex sandwich? duuude. keep her around and fuck her loads. women make good sandwiches.
Dude why would you bitch about that or call her trashy...she sounds awesome to me.
You're officially fucking your mother
Hell ya she sounds awesome!! Why are you arguing?!? She sounds like she does her job, sex, and then she makes you a sandwich after... The perfect woman
All your sammiches are belong to me!
Sounds you should be grateful to get anything... Including the sex
I've always wanted to fuck Martha Stewart, just curious what she's like in bed...I like to fuck prudes, so what, wanna fight about it?
Damn it nevermind I was third
Martha wasn't that good when she was younger
I wish my girl made me samiches after fucking, you're so lucky bro!
Save the load for the sandwich?
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