I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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