It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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