Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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