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  • Submitted by rundropslide on Mar 23, 10 at 1:16pm

    LMFAO what a genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 1:23pm

    That's so sketch yet so clever. I'm not sure if I hope he gets an STD or if I think he should write a how-to manual.

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      Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Mar 23, 10 at 10:13pm

      He'll most likely get an STD and that's when he'll retire and write a book about his sexcapades. Just like Tucker Max.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:40pm

    This is kind of how a real life Misery scenario plays out. He's gonna fall straight into the arms of a total psychopath.

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    Submitted by fabolous4real on Mar 23, 10 at 9:15pm

    im def doing that from now on

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    Submitted by GBDxMagee on Mar 23, 10 at 10:53pm

    HELL YES! GENIUS!

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    Submitted by bellatrix on Mar 24, 10 at 7:42pm

    Works equally well with depressed, moping hot guys if you're a chick btw.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 2:11pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by NCA on Mar 23, 10 at 3:52pm

    So f*cking genius!

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    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 24, 10 at 4:35am

    Why would anyone feel sorry for the girls? He's about to cheer them up. Women like sex too, don't they? DON'T THEY?!?!

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    Submitted by Captainmike on Mar 23, 10 at 6:18pm

    Wow. I officially have a new hero.

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    Submitted by roo_poo on Jun 11, 10 at 4:27pm

    your closing time is 2am? how sad for you guys

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 9:38am

    I'd feel bad for the girls if they weren't so easy and stupid.

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:52pm

    Try picking out the ugliest girl contest at closing time. The dick is blind and you will have soje great stories to share guaranteed!

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    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 23, 10 at 3:05pm

    Is that pretzel commenting kid super ripped or just retarded

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 24, 10 at 12:08am

      It's an old running joke around here.

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    Submitted by Dyronl on Mar 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    I salute you sir!

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    Submitted by SMG0207 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:43am

    Genius!!!

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    Submitted by K8Deuce on Apr 4, 10 at 11:19pm

    I really hope this took place in Geneseo at the IB.

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      Submitted by SketchyKell on Jun 17, 10 at 3:49pm

      HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!

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      Submitted by MissKayleeRose on Jan 9, 11 at 3:12am

      That is exactly what I thought when I read this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 2:40pm

    2am close is early

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 24, 10 at 12:09am

      Yeah, but some (terrible, Prohibition relic) jurisdictions don't leave you much of a choice in the matter.

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    Submitted by klack on Mar 23, 10 at 8:09pm

    God damn awsome !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 3:04pm

    In a bunch of states it's illegal to serve alchahol after 2 am

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    Submitted by neinstein on Mar 23, 10 at 8:54pm

    not that genius hey