His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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