I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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