Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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