lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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