he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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