He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The chlamydia really affected his face.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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