Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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