dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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