I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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