so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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