turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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