You can't motorboat a personality
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think my nap took me to another dimension
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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