hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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