Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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