Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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