College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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At least she's being a responsible, if not self-conscious mother. Good for you.
I'm pretty sure people will start figuring it out eventually
The Lesson here is... People will feel more sorry for you for having morning sickness. Tell the truth.
Wow. That is SAD... even for this website.
morning after.....or buttsex
Yay for abortions!!!
First
And shell be dropping out of college and sucking welfare off the rest of us soon if she doesnt get an abortion.
not everyone is like your mom
check the area code, unless shes gonna be a gas station attendent there isnt much else going on in oregon
wow 85 thumbs down at the time of me posting this .... must be a bunch of pro lifers on this damn site
Or maybe it's a sign that you're a dick.
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