just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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