Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize