tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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