Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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