is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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