Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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