My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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