I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
another moral hangover. fuck.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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