i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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