I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we're chasing vodka with high fives
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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