We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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