For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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