can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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