Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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