So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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