Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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