I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Even my vagina gasped.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
is it fun? or sober?
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