ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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