In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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