im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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