I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So. Much. Porn.
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