He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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