i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Do plants get herpes?
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