I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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