Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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