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  • 74 42
    Submitted by AmnDanley on Feb 17, 11 at 11:38pm

    Captain is an O-three in every service except navy and coast guard. Brig Gen is O-seven the same way. Captain is O-six in the navy and cg. Trust me, I'm active duty. Lol

  • 88 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:04am

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me head.

  • 76 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:17am

    i thought it was clever... for you chicks who are calling it retarded, its a video game reference. settle down and let us boys have a text or two in between the period and twilight references.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:57am

    Thats two different branches dumbass

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:01pm

    i'm a chick and i knew what this meant. but i prefer the rank of 'field marshal' thank you very much

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:01am

    This is so fucking stupid

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:08pm

    TOO******* 12:35 please tell me that was just a typo and you're not that retarded

  • 49 30
    Submitted by USMC_G0RILLA on Jan 22, 12 at 9:09pm

    Wow!! A promotion from O-3 to O-6 ........ Congrats!

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:02am

    Stupid. Captain blackout is so much cooler.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:54am

    I first read this and thought of the liveliavalive video called "blacking out/gf" it's so funny lol

  • 62 65
    Submitted by DFKRoro on Mar 18, 10 at 2:48am

    Ahahaha I won't lie I'm a Halo fanboy and this text was awesome :)

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:45am

    9:57...no it's not. Army

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:08am

    when they pass out drunk their asshole gets all loose. Take advantage of the opportunity next time and shove your cock deep in her ass. Then ATM her and post the pictures on her facebook

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:06am

    wow this one is both funny and actually sounds true

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:49am

    That's what I'm sayin 6:25. Shit must have happened to just skip 3 other ranks to Brig. Gen.!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:34am

    hahahahahaha call of duty?

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:25am

    Impressive promotion.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:35pm

    You play yo much halo