Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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